bingo

I am up early.

I awoke to the smell of smoke.

I sniffed and sniffed.

I started to wake Stuart,

but he has no sense of smell left.

I hurried towards the stairs.

I saw a flash of light 

and wondered if it was lightning.

I walked all through the house.

Nothing.

Nada.

I looked outside.

No burning bush.

No rogue camp fires.

Hmm. 
Was the flash of light actually
the pole light being reflected in the mirror? 
 I decided to look on the web 
for an explanation.
I went to bing.com

wondering ...

Am I having a stroke?
 At this point I didn't smell smoke.

Actually I  hadn't smelled it since I left my bed. 

Bing.com said 

1. Phantomasia...phenomenon of smelling odors that 

aren't present. Check.
It could be you have a sinus infection.

No, I don't have that.

2. Olfactory hallucination...smell perceived but not there.

Well, yeah.

3. Paranormal... really?  smoking ghosts?

After consideration,

I have come to some conclusions of my own.

1. Don't bing.com anything medical.

There is a lot of stuff that pops up and 

crazy theories come out of the woodwork.

2. Don't try to blog without a camera.

You start being desperate for topics.

3. I tend to dream I am a celebrity or am friendly with them.
All in the day of a rockstar, ya know.
This is more likely the reason I smelled smoke.
I was hanging with him.

I do love me some Bing.
For your listening pleasure...
Dream a little dream of me.

1. Stuart's morning phone call to just say hi.

14. Sisters

25. gifts from UPS trucks.

33. a message that speaks to me.