Hold the presses

I lost my camera last week.

I got it in November before the trip to Disney.

It is just a point and shoot.

Picture taking is new to me.

I never took pictures.

I am the mom who attended 

every HS graduation and college graduation

while leaving the camera

on the table at home.

I searched high and low

but to no avail.

I accepted fate and got this.

 A little better version but pretty much the same.

Same camera case as before,

and a new camera card.

I was over it.

Today, my predictions came true.

This is the deal now.

Yup, it has been found.

The details will not be divulged.

The guilty party will remain nameless and blameless.

I told you I thought it was a leprechaun.

That's my story and I am sticking to it.

I have 15 days to return the second one

for a full refund.

Someone's living right.

I am pumped.

I am returning it and 

spending some of that cash

on a English/Spanish dictionary.

I do not want to push my luck!

Actually, it was under a chair.

I looked under the couches, tables, and chairs etc. 

However, in my defense

I have lots of chairs.

Dern leprechauns are messing with me.

Send prayers and meds!

Oh, and maybe a keeper.