Coop keeper escapes

My internationally known interweb friend

did show up on Sunday.

She BLEW in a wee bit late.

The winds were ridiculously hard

and she had a minor set back with her ride.

She decided to stop 

within an half hour of my house

and strip to the waist on the interstate.

She claims to have had tire blowout incident
in the extremely high wind

but I reckon her recent weight loss of 20+

might have been the real motive 

to decidedly incite a truckers mob.

With two great son-in-laws' help

she soon gusted into the drive.

I was leaping for joy when she opened 

and then shut and locked her door. hmm?

There was a huge crowd of adoring fans 

awaiting her autograph.

She is the real deal. 

What she is on the blog is what she really is.

I adore her.

 I asked if she would consider

just staying on as my personal yard man.

She is pondering my offer.

I tried to get her to stay one more day.

I tried the "there are no tires

in our town the right size."

Unfortunately one was located nearby

and her vehicle was restored to health.

We did nothing but hang together.

I laughed so much I wanted

to bring in a potty chair to sit in.

Seriously, she is a hoot 

and my bladder thinks so too.

She met my family,

and was a tad shy.

Probably starstruck.

We are incredibly famous rockstars.

 stu and zac not pictured because they are disney party nazis

We gabbed laughed and snorted

into the early morning hours.

We toured my grounds and

she is on the board as the

adviser to the gardener now.

We dined and blathered.

We laughed hard, I cried and cried again.

She mentioned shock therapy?

I incorporated all of 
my movie-knowledge techniques

to try to convince her to stay.

Think "Misery".

She is strong though,

her legs were not broken

just a little bruised.

She arose and showered.

I begged and pleaded her to stay on.

She may or may not have called me "psycho".

Hmmmf.

Clearly she is the psycho... 

I ask you, who showers in glasses?

I used all the tactics I had.

In the end she did escape.

However, she did promise to return.

I do have her address

just in case

she reneges on that promise.

Check out  her blog to see 

her distorted view of the visit.

The consensus in my hood

is she is a coopkeeper keeper.

We love her.

P.S. I was so euphoric most of the time, I forgot to take any real pictures. I blame Jayme for this.