Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Interview with another Superstar

My last interview 
was with the infamous Reta, aka Rita.
Today I am conducting
an interview with 
a favorite blogger of hers.
That would be me.
On to said interview.
All questions were approved by Reta.


1. What is pet peeve of yours?

Overhead lighting. I hate it. I prefer lamps and campfires. 

2.If you could change one thing about yourself , what would that be?

My species, I would be a dog. Sleep all day and sleep all night. 
  
3. What is an embarrassing fact about you that no one knows?

I took square dance lessons in Jr. High. Winning!

4. What are your two most favorite colors?

Pink and pinker.

5. Do you have any special talents?

I can eat my weight in ice cream. 
I can vomit my weight in ice cream too.
 

6. What annoys you?

Lame interviews.

7. What did you study in college?

Home Ec, Family Services and sadly enough, beer too.

8. Home Ec, Can you sew?

Yes, I can sew straight lines like nobody's business.
I can put in a zipper too but I have to be intoxicated.


9. What activites do you like to do?

I like to watch TV.
I like to go junking.
I like to vacuum.
I love to watch TV while sitting on an old vacuum. 

10. If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

Wal-mart. I need paper towels.


That concludes our interview.
If you have any questions for 
Reta or Janie,
please leave them here.
Obviously, no silly topics.
People, this is serious journalism.

7 comments:

  1. Ha ha! thanks for the laugh :) great info :)

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  2. You are so weird. Please come vacuum up my small hamsters as much as you like.

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  3. This is hilarious. I see the square dancer in you coming through.

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  4. Annie she is just keeping it real...while some of my answers would differ from hers I'm very similar in my interview style. Ever since John killed my dream of becoming a rockstar I interview myself nightly, and it keeps me ridiculously self aware. Don't you dare say I have too much time on my hands. I do it for the children. I also sign my checks on the front. Winning anyone?

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  5. Haha. You are a hot mess! I wish we were neighbors!

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  6. You crack me up!

    By the way, I need some paper towels, too. When you are out, could you swing by? Pretty please!!

    And hey, I just might be in your neck of the woods this summer! Mr. Kenny Chesney himself is going to be in St Louis at the end of July and I have every intention of having my booty in the front row! ;o)

    Mary

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  7. Reta/Rita, I believe it is now a necessity for you to have your own blog! Excellent, riveting, open-ended questions that had me wanting more!

    And kudos to anyone who sits on a vacuum while watching TV, now THAT is talent! Ann

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