Monday, March 7, 2011

Say what?

Dear Readers, er I mean
Yo Dawg, 
I feel young.
Word up.
Next month
I turn 52.
I am getting older.
Bummer.
 Wrinkles? 
Ya-huh.
Gray hairs?
Dur, under the bottled color.
Broken capillaries?
Most def.
Age spots?
  Fo' shizzle.
Pimples?
Nope, nevah.
Until today...
I now, have two.

Two!
Wrinkles and pimples. 
What up with that?

( Hey, guy in the red tracksuit -Boom!)
One of my faves, totally ridic!
No problem dude.


4 comments:

  1. oh mom, you are super random on this post. my favorite part is that you feel young, Perhaps it is because your catch phrases are from the early 2000's. I still think you are the bomb....maybe even the bomb.com

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  2. ha I know Abbie fo shizzle cracked me up. I felt a little like Snoop, but maybe that was my hair! I was channeling him from Dukes of Hazard! haha

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  3. Woman, you always crack me up! This aging thing is not for cissies! My freckles are now age spots and my zits are now rosacea. My hair is totally grey because I got tired of the bottle routine. Thanks for making me laugh, helping me see the humor in this process of aging! :)

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  4. The guy in the red track suit is my fav! And fo shizzle is said quite frequently up in here.

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