Janie Fox talks: Say what?

Monday, March 7, 2011

Dear Readers, er I mean
Yo Dawg,
I feel young.
Word up.

Next month

I turn 52.

I am getting older.
Bummer.

Wrinkles?

Ya-huh.

Gray hairs?

Dur, under the bottled color.

Broken capillaries?

Most def.

Age spots?
Fo' shizzle.

Pimples?

Nope, nevah.

Until today...
I now, have two.
Two!
Wrinkles and pimples.
What up with that?

( Hey, guy in the red tracksuit -Boom!)

One of my faves, totally ridic!

No problem dude.

Labels: random

At March 8, 2011 at 5:48 AM , Abbie said...: oh mom, you are super random on this post. my favorite part is that you feel young, Perhaps it is because your catch phrases are from the early 2000's. I still think you are the bomb....maybe even the bomb.com
At March 8, 2011 at 5:55 AM , Janie Fox said...: ha I know Abbie fo shizzle cracked me up. I felt a little like Snoop, but maybe that was my hair! I was channeling him from Dukes of Hazard! haha
At March 8, 2011 at 9:01 AM , Marlene said...: Woman, you always crack me up! This aging thing is not for cissies! My freckles are now age spots and my zits are now rosacea. My hair is totally grey because I got tired of the bottle routine. Thanks for making me laugh, helping me see the humor in this process of aging! :)
At March 8, 2011 at 2:27 PM , SZM said...: The guy in the red track suit is my fav! And fo shizzle is said quite frequently up in here.