1. Things aren't always what they seem.
2. Some kinds of crazy cannot be fixed by a pill.
3. Blogging is cathartic.
4. I need HIS grace daily.
5. Excessive consumption of fat free is no longer fat free.
6. What the world calls smart, God calls stupid.
7. The top of the muffin is best, but not when it concerns my jeans.
8. The Oscars should be more about the films and less about the clothes.
9. God isn't looking for talented, he is looking for obedient.
10. I have never seen Jersey Shore, yet I know most of the cast :(
11. Faith rests on God's power.
12. Count your blessings, then share them.
13. You can't change the past, but you can dwell on it and ruin the present.
14. Forgiveness is a gift you give yourself.
15. If you want the world to change, start with yourself.
16. Be true to yourself, you are the only you.
17. I love you like a fat girl loves cake.
18. I love cake.
19. Cellulite should be a four letter word.
20. Blathering is in my blood.