1. There is so much beauty in imperfection.
2. Always think before reacting.
3. Family can be friends and vice versa.
4. There is no place like home.
5. A nap isn't something that should cause guilt or shame, but it does.
6. Life is worth celebrating every day.
7. Most days, coffee is my lifeblood.
8. Exercise makes me feel better, yet I hate it.
9. My husband is a saint.
10. Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers.
11. My jeans have "shrunk".
12. Steven Tyler looks like an old woman. Bob Dylan does too.
13. Hate is a four letter word.
14. I can do all things through Jesus.
15. No dessert is too rich for me.
16. New friends are silver, old friends are gold.
17. Fried bacon smells stronger than any candle scent known to man.
18. I might want a bacon scented candle.
19. God measures maturity by how well we love.
20. At 2 a.m. my gibberish truly knows no bounds.