the head bone connected to the neck bone

I have neck- jack.

I have a cricky neck a lot.

I blame it on failed tumbling feats.

Lots of falls and wipe outs on 

a young girl spindly neck.

But, I have a secret weapon

when it gets outta wack.

Enter Dr. Abbie.

Our middle daughter Abbie

is my chiropractor.

She is dang good.

Gentle, yet effective.

She can put that ol' spine

back into position

lickety-split.

She practices in a little town 

about 30 min. away.

She lives in our hometown,

so I rarely go to her office.

She has an adjustiment bed

in her house 

and I get doctored there.

Abbie is an ambitious girl.

She is extremely goal driven.

She took college courses in high school

and graduated in 3 years, 

then graduated college in three, 

and chiro school in just over three more.

She knew what she wanted

and worked hard.

Abbie has gorgeous hair,

lovely skin, 

and a beautiful soul.

She loves fiercely.

Seriously,  mess with her loved ones

and she might take you out.

Well, she wants to anyway.

She calls me momma johns

and her dad, daddio.

She is one of our biggest fans.

She has a razor wit.

She is wicked funny.

She makes Maggie howl with laughter

and Annie cry tears from her humor.

Abbie is generous,

sometimes to a fault.

She will help anyone with anything.

Abbie would give you her last dollar.

Please don't ask her for it,

she has school loans to re-pay.

She has been married to Zac

for almost 2 years.

Ab is tall...5'10"

Zac is a giant at 6'5".

The Fox men are big guys

but Zac is tall even by those standards.

They suit each other well.

He has a sacastic sense of humor

and is funny too.

He loves her family.

We love him.

He hangs with her sisters' families

and enjoys it.

He works hard at his job,

and is supportive of hers. 

Abbie and Zac share life goals.

They have a great life ahead.

I am anxious to see what God has planned.

If you have a spinal issue,

headaches,

sinus troubles, 

gastric problems,

call her up and let her work.

Two words... school loan.

Seriously, she is good at 

what she does.

You'll feel a whole lot better.

She is not a bone cracker.

She is gentle.

You will thank me

for hooking you up.

When Ollie couldn't poop

Abbie told us over the phone

how to look at her bottom 

to see if she was out of alignment.

Annie did the pressure that

Abbie explained to fix it

and volia'... dirty diaper.

But, don't worry

not every adjustment gets those results.

Beyers Chiropractic Pana IL

217-562-3333

Dr. Abbie Ballard

If you see her tickle her under the chin.

It makes her crazy.

I get free treatments

because I am good advertisement.

You're welcome Abbie ;)