Wednesday, October 19, 2011

captions ...contest?


As you know, I am a collector.
One of the things I love is
old photos.
Old photos that make me smile.
Ones that bring a funny caption to mind.
I am posting some of my faves
with some of the captions I assigned to them.
Please leave your captions in the comments.
I may pick a fave.
I may take credit for it.
You just gotta trust me on this one.


1.

The kids came to dinner.
or
Free refills.


2.


 Does anyone have the 800 number for the Bra Genie?



3. 


These whistles are faulty.


4.


Jimmy crack corn and I don't care.



5.

Does this hat make my ears look big?


6. 

 It's 5 o'clock somewhere.




7.



I can handle a sister wife,
but I draw the line at a sister dog. 


8. 

Pimping ain't easy.






So, most of mine are pretty lame.
Let me hear yours.

















13 comments:

  1. Funny. Love the "ears" one, 'specially.

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  2. That second picture.... Save the ta-tas. Buy a bra. lmao!

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  3. Piggies: Maaaaaaaaa, they won't share !

    The booby lady reminds me of the teacher on South Park, but since you're a good mommy you never let your kids watch that or cough, cough, cough... watched it with them... cough, cough.

    They're all really great photos - anyone you know ???

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  4. It'd be hard to top yours Janie! Every one of them fascinates me. I want to know (like Gena) "anyone you know"?

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  5. I actually think yours are so good I now have writer's block.

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  6. Oh my...these are just hilarious. I don't think I can top your captions, they're great!

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  7. I don't think I could top those either! HILARIOUS!!

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  8. you are a witty woman. i don't have a clue what the captions should be. love the ears one!

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  9. I liked the ear one too - so tell me - these YOUR relatives? sandie

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  10. "pimpin aint easy" or POP YOUR COLLA HOES FOR A DOLLA!

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  11. I loved yours, Janie. But the minute I saw the second photo I had to share:

    2. Wilbur hid my Spanx again.

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  12. I'm smitten with the big ears baby... Someone was very.very.proud. Too cute! Of course Maggie had the bestest... Apple/tree~ just sayin'!

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  13. My mind went blank after I read your lines! They were terrific! You did a great job! Love all the photos.

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Thanks for reading my blather. I read every comment. They make my heart happy!