captions ...contest?

As you know, I am a collector.

One of the things I love is

old photos.

Old photos that make me smile.

Ones that bring a funny caption to mind.

I am posting some of my faves

with some of the captions I assigned to them.

Please leave your captions in the comments.

I may pick a fave.

I may take credit for it.

You just gotta trust me on this one.

1.

The kids came to dinner.
or
Free refills.

2.

 Does anyone have the 800 number for the Bra Genie?

3. 

These whistles are faulty.

4.

Jimmy crack corn and I don't care.

5.

Does this hat make my ears look big?

6. 

 It's 5 o'clock somewhere.

7.

I can handle a sister wife,
but I draw the line at a sister dog. 

8. 

 

Pimping ain't easy.

So, most of mine are pretty lame.

Let me hear yours.