Yogi or not?

Today I had lunch with two of my best buds.

We try to get together at least every other week.

We do coffee or lunch, an art project, shop,

or just a time of gab.

While one friend was paying her bill,

the other pal and I

 decided that a road trip is needed

to the area outlet mall. 

There is a Jockey store, and we are in 

dire need of new underwear.

Here's where her eyebrows 

were raised (about me).

I said "yeah, mine are getting worn out,

both my daytime and  my sleep ones."

Her facial expression was

like I was speaking German.

So I ask you... you be the judge.

Am I the only person who has designated 

underwear for day and night?

It makes perfect sense to me.

Daytime has different demands.

Nighttime has separate requirements.

What kind of Neanderthal wears the same kind 

for two separate and very dissimilar times?

Or God forbid, none at all.

No hate, but seriously????

Confirm that I am right and they are wrong. 

I am smarter than the average bear, no?

P.S. Oh, and don't even get me started 

on the word panties... ick!