Today I had lunch with two of my best buds.
We try to get together at least every other week.
We do coffee or lunch, an art project, shop,
or just a time of gab.
While one friend was paying her bill,
the other pal and I
decided that a road trip is needed
to the area outlet mall.
There is a Jockey store, and we are in
dire need of new underwear.
Here's where her eyebrows
were raised (about me).
I said "yeah, mine are getting worn out,
both my daytime and my sleep ones."
Her facial expression was
like I was speaking German.
So I ask you... you be the judge.
Am I the only person who has designated
underwear for day and night?
It makes perfect sense to me.
Daytime has different demands.
Nighttime has separate requirements.
What kind of Neanderthal wears the same kind
for two separate and very dissimilar times?
Or God forbid, none at all.
No hate, but seriously????
Confirm that I am right and they are wrong.
I am smarter than the average bear, no?
P.S. Oh, and don't even get me started
on the word panties... ick!