Covert Operation

Each Autumn 

I receive the calling.

It is a call for my A-team to assemble.

This year I put out the message.

Roll was called.

1. Jamie, (the sis-in-law)

Absent for wiener roast, exhaustion / unexcused

Pardoned because of a large UN-trustworthy dog.

2. Jamie, (the pal)

 Absent for other plans, better offer?? / unexcused

Not pardoned.

3. Melissa, (pal)

Absent for newborn baby girl/ excused

Pardoned. 

4. Abbie(daughter)

Absent for lame dating anniversary date 

after being married for years/unexcused

Not pardoned.

The team members that were present 
were issued new uniforms.

Ellen, ( treasured niece)

wounded foot, but willing and ready.

Jackie, (sister and new member)

swine flu-like cough, yet giddy and excited.

Annie(daughter)

Nursing and more nursing, but in attendance.

Beautiful baby in tow for a bit.

Maggie,(daughter)

nursed-up and left child with the daddy.

Primed for action.

 And me

proud, anxious, and incontinent.

Mission,

to prank some of the ones we love most. 

 After suiting up,

we gathered preparations.

Bacon for the friendly? dogs.

 Water for the team's hydration.

The victims honored...

1. A fave brother-in-law and his honey.

We decorated their new-ish home.

2. A beloved nephew.

We support his campaign for our nation's leader.

   

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3.  A sweet newly-wed.

We threw her an Open House and 

a huge garage sale.

 And of course we didn't forget 

our rogue team members.

Jamie (the pal.)
A landscape potty for your efforts. 
You are welcome.

And for Abbie...
 A lovely porch/yard to welcome you home.

All your underwear under your fitted sheet,

short-sheeted bed, and re-arranged cabinets...

we have no knowledge of that situation.

New members are being accepted.

However, please note...

blowing us off

for other things

will result in

consequences and repercussions.