For the birds

 Tomorrow Ollie is being dedicated at church.

Lunch is at my house afterwards.
This morning,

I went out in the yard 
and saw my lawn chairs.

Wow.

Holy birdcrap!

I mean seriously I think condors

may be nesting in all the trees.

You would need a hazmat suit 

to be able to sit in them.

I am not exaggerating.

This spring I purchased

a new hammock for the back yard.

I envisioned me and one of the littles

swinging and reading or singing.

up close...

That is so inviting, no?

It has become an $80 poop wind sail.

 Then while I was gathering up the furniture

in a pile to burn  wash and bleach

I found two dead birds.

There can only be one conclusion.

They crapped themself to death.

I mean really. 

Really.

Someone call Bird Watcher's Digest.

I  They We have a problem.