1. My singing voice is much better in my car.
2. During menopause your deodorant can and will fail you.
3. Babies smell really good, mostly.
4. Money does buy happiness, sometimes.
5. Disney World is "where dreams come true."
6. I've got a pocket full of sunshine.
7. God's plan is always better than my plan.
8. Exercise DVD's don't work if you just watch them.
9. Laughter is infectious.
10. You can't reason with stupid.
11. Forgiveness is so worth it.
12. My vacuum sucks, literally.
13. Everything happens for a reason.
14. If you can't say something nice, say nothing at all.
15. You do become your mother.
16. When all is said and done, usually more is said than done.
17. When a name escapes you, you can fake it by calling said person sis, buddy, or hon.
18. Sugar haunts me.
19. Pretty is as pretty does.
20. Talk is cheap, so is blathering.