Bag Facts

I have an addiction to accessories.

Jewelery, shoes, and purses.

If you have ever shopped

in a "chubby" state of mind...

you will understand this.

They always fit.

Plus the fact is they are fantastic.

Coco Chanel said

" A girl should be two things:

classy and fabulous."

Agreed.

She was also quoted saying

"before you leave the house, 

look in the mirror and take one thing off."

To which I say "Bull Hockey."

I concur in the respect that

I do not want to look like a gypsy

but I like my blings.
No, I love my blings.

 However, my purses 
are probably my worst obsession.

They are usually big and shiny.

At present it is big and furry.

 

 I change my bag frequently

because admittedly, I am a  purse tramp.

I am fickle and quick to desert one

for the next awesome purse
that comes my way. 
I have learned I need a big bag.

I have to carry everything I think
I might need or want.
Or you may need or want.
I am a giver like that.

This leads me to the contents my purse.

First an organizer filled clean up.
I like my bag neat and tidy.
Next, a small makeup case.
The makeup rarely gets used,
but you never know when you may need
a touch up.
This works well since usually
I  never know
I needed a touch up until
I arrive home 
and realize I ignored the necessity
 and have walked around
in the state of hideous for hours.
Pfft.

A magnifying mirror, a Tide pen,
concealer, mascara, blush, moisturizer
and powder.

Various tubes of gloss, lipsticks and lipstains...
Mentos gum, a gel pen, a nail file, a comb,
and the sunglasses I am addicted to.
Tylenol, hand sanitizer, hand lotions,
and eye drops are also in tow.
My brag book filled with pictures
of all my loves...

A small notebook and a travel bible...

and a glorious glitter wallet.

  In addition,

I always have 

an old school handkerchief in tow.

Seems like I constantly have a teary moment

and I cannot abide a tissue.

They make me sneezy/snooty.

So that's the gist of it. 

It may be excessive

but it's  how I roll.

So what do you have over your shoulder?

Please don't tell me you 

don't carry a purse

or worse yet

you only carry a fanny pack.

 I may faint straight away.