I am a little troubled.
I don't usually remember dreams
but last night's is haunting me a bit.
This face in particular.
Steven Tyler wanted to marry me.
I tried to tell him
I am a happily married woman
to no avail.
He was hot for me.
Hotter than a $2.00 pistol.
What in the world?
I loved him on Idol but
I have never been attracted to the man.
I believe I have even said on this very blog
"Steven Tyler looks like an old woman".
An old woman with a soul patch but
an old woman none the less.
I am not a huge Aerosmith fan either.
The crazy thing is I woke
and then went back to sleep and
there he was again,
still in hot pursuit of me.
Does anyone de-code dreams?
Maybe I want his hair, his hair feathers,
or maybe his music royalties.
Most likely I want his skinny arms.
Now I have Dream On stuck in my head.
I may never sleep again.
Here's Dream On
so you can have it stuck in your head too.