Celebrity here

I have been remiss.

I have not really introduced you to

the hottie that resides here.

I know Reta has it going on,

but the real Va Va Voom

is Brenda Bassette.

Miss B.,

B. Dog,

The B.,

or B duh B

as I like to call her. 

She was rescued from filth and poverty

several years ago.

She moved to a college apt. with Abbie

but was discovered by the landlord

so she became "my" dog.

Abbie's apartment was not 

the poverty and filth I am talking about.

Her birthplace was squalor.

Abbie's apartment was 

lovely and glamorous ...

you know, like all college apartments are.

Brenda is unique.

It is like

Brownie met Whitey and said

"Hey let's trade bodies", and then they did.

 

 

 

She got the long end of the stick with the trade.

Sister Dog is ripped.

I wish I had her physique.

Well, with the exception of the short legs.

But her muscle definition

is to die for.

She is timid

but has a bark like she means it.

Stuart is not a B Dog fan.

It could be because she likes to 

leave a big deuce on the barn floor

several times a week.

She is a giver like that.

He needs to look at it

with a positive attitude.

Before Annie became a mom,

she worked as a buyer for farm stores...

Rural King stores.

She bought the pet stuff that was sold 

in all the stores.

She was in charge of pet crates

and they needed a model.

You guessed it.

Brenda the Body

was called in.

I was at one of the stores 

just in the last few weeks.

I was looking for mouse poison

and happened down the pet aisle.

I know, not a pet product

but I couldn't find it

and thought maybe it would be

near horse and cattle stuff.

I looked up and there on the shelf was this.

Six years later,

and she is still the best hound they could find.

Why didn't I get her a contract?

She did it for free.

So now, if you are looking

for a canine model who 

has a killer physique

you will pay.

Her calendar is fairly open for January.

Let me know.