Thursday, July 14, 2011

I'll sleep when I'm dead.



I am tired.
I am dragging
Last night I went to the theater
It was The Producers.
The crowd was in hysterics.
Everyone was cackling.
I was asleep.
I kept nodding off.
I near snapped my neck
more than once.
I tried to appear coherent
but they said they were aware 
of my narcolepsy.
Maybe the drool was an indication.
I like to throw money down a hole.
It is how I roll.
I buy a ticket
just to sleep
in an itty-bitty crummy seat.
Today I kept all the big monkeys.
I nodded off reading to Caroline.
I laid down by Everett so he'd nap
and I dozed off.
I was in and out of consciousness
sitting on the couch
while they napped 
and Aubrie played Pet Shop.
I have a to-do list for tonight
and I need to be up for my usual
2am - 4am
blog reading and 
viewing of the old sitcom The Nanny.
Looks like coffee and more coffee
may need to be on the dinner menu.
As Stuart always says
No rest for the wicked and
the righteous don't need it.
Say what?



5 comments:

  1. you wake up at 2 am? What? willingly?

    HOly cow. You're like an alien species!

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  2. I was thinking the same thing!! Up at 2 to read blogs?? Wow girl, you impress me. At 2 am, I am in dreamland...lol!!

    Brenda

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  3. Many a night I am awake at 2:00am...I don't read blogs then...yet. Now I am thinking I should be able to utilizing my sleeplessness better.

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  4. It is so good to know I am not the only "weirdo" in the world, I too wake at unholy hours to read blogs..otherwise there would be no time. And the day that you blog about here, nodding off in all places, is the way I live, due to medications I suppose. I often wonder what the folks at work think, I am sure they have caught me, but none have ever said anything about it.

    I hope you are way better rested today and have a wonderful FRIDAY.

    Hugs. :)

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  5. Oh please tell me I can stel that picture, it is too wonderful for words.

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