Yesterday Maggie and I were sitting
in the family room
while Aubrie played Little Pet Shop.
Trudie Dog apparently had one of the accessories
in her mouth.
Aubrie says "Trudie, What the he**?"
We were both shocked.
I told her "hey that is a bad word "
and she said "what did I say?"
Long story short...
the girls say it came from me.
That I have taught her this offensive word.
Me, who has been outta town.
Me, who makes a point not to say bad words.
Me, the grandma who does not take them
twice a week to the pool.
(insert the name Ruby here)
Me, the grandma who earlier in the day
said "Everett what in the hell are you doing?"
(insert dish soap in the mouth here)
God save the Queen.