Thursday, March 7, 2013

We interrupt this program...

 
 No fear.
I am among the living.
I have been down with the crud of lungs and such.
It is my 3rd go-round.
I have not been to the doctor.
I am self medicating.
My man is down.
I am man medicating too.
Most of the family in fact has been in the throes of fever
or hacking coughs.
I hang with my 4 friends Mucinex, Dayquil, Nyquil, and Vicks.
However not all has been lost, I have noticed a few things
while spending my free time in a horizontal position.
 
1.  My couch has a permanent imprint of me.
 
2. I am not smarter than a fifth grader.
 
3. I know the Hallmark,TBS, and Lifetime sitcom schedule by heart.
 
4. I love Julia Louis Dreyfus. In. Everything.
 
5. I have unplanned my garden.  With all the televison to watch, ain't nobody got time for that.
 
6. I have eaten my weight in cuties and bananas.
 
7. Coffee tastes bad and that makes me sad.
 
8. You can babysit from the couch.
 
9. Yesterday,  I spent 5 minutes trying to figure out where Doug and Carrie Heffernen live. "Chicago?" I wondered because it was cold and there was snow in the background. Yeah, five minutes until I realized the show is called The King of Queens. I think most 5th graders know where Queens is located.

10. I tried to change my blog header. It is not right but I can't care. Annie is too busy to fix it and I don't know any 5th graders.  I have had one decent picture without sunglasses in the last year. It is my profile for everything. I am already growing sick of it. My 3 year old granddaughter took it.  Maybe she can fix the header.
   
 


16 comments:

  1. What are cuties? And how are they eaten?

    I think it's time you ditched those three you've been hanging with. (Not your man, though.)

    Babysitting from a couch. Hmmmmm. Sounds challenging.

    I LIKE your header. Don't bother with fifth-graders.

    I REALLY want a garden this year! Does one have to actually PLAN for this? I'm thinking a row of leaf lettuce/spinach, a baby tomato plant and one with the big, red kind...well, maybe that's enough.




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    1. You don't know what a cutie is!!! Oh my ~ here you go:

      http://www.sunpacific.com/cuties.html

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  2. Cuties are indeed being eaten around here with reskless abandon! I sure hope you are back to feelinging fantastic soon. Being sick is such a waste of time! Hugs, Janie.

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  3. i am NOT smarter than a fifth grader! :)
    so sorry you've been sick, sweetie. ain't nobody got time for that!
    hope you're on the mend(and your hubby too). :)
    have a lovely weekend!
    xoxo


    ps...i love that picture of you. speaking of cuties....

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  4. Hope you're up and getting down with your bad self soon. Your pic is all gorgeousness.

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  5. Oh feel better! I know how it is, we are still hacking up lungs up in here.
    oh, and i broke my blog, the format is all weird and now my mom can't read the comments which she called to complain to me about because they are HER FAVORITE PART! I don't have the desire to change it though. Meh.

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  6. Wondering where you have been . . . feel better. Love your new header . . cute pic for sure :O) Blessings xo

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  7. See how loved you are? Feel better, Beautiful.

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  8. If the three year old can take pictures that good, your header doesn't need tweaking, but she could do it, I'm sure. Feel better! Ann

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  9. I was just thinking of you this morning. Have missed your blog writing very much. You have always been one of my favorites.
    I hope you and your husband are soon feeling better. Spring is on the way. Throw open the door and let fresh air in.
    That photo of you is really a good one.

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  10. Good to hear from you! That's a beautiful picture. You and Annie could pass for sisters.

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  11. Poor thing! Man I've heard of so many with this unshakeable sick thing going on. Praying a complete and speedy healing over you. You're still funny.

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  12. You get better now. Babysitting from the couch is DOABLE but it is not fun. I babysat from the bathroom once.., long ago.., hope it never happens again...

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  13. Feel better, Janie. You look like Annie in this pic~beautiful!

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  14. So glad to know that you are still alive, and still mighty ridiculous. ; -)

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  15. Glad to see you're still alive and kicking.... barely ;)

    Great picture ~ and I can't care if you don't fix your header.... it's cute =)

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