We interrupt this program...

 

 No fear.

I am among the living.

I have been down with the crud of lungs and such.

It is my 3rd go-round.

I have not been to the doctor.

I am self medicating.

My man is down.

I am man medicating too.

Most of the family in fact has been in the throes of fever

or hacking coughs.

I hang with my 4 friends Mucinex, Dayquil, Nyquil, and Vicks.

However not all has been lost, I have noticed a few things
while spending my free time in a horizontal position.

 

1.  My couch has a permanent imprint of me.

 

2. I am not smarter than a fifth grader.

 

3. I know the Hallmark,TBS, and Lifetime sitcom schedule by heart.

 

4. I love Julia Louis Dreyfus. In. Everything.

 

5. I have unplanned my garden.  With all the televison to watch, ain't nobody got time for that.

 

6. I have eaten my weight in cuties and bananas.

 

7. Coffee tastes bad and that makes me sad.

 

8. You can babysit from the couch.
 

9. Yesterday,  I spent 5 minutes trying to figure out where Doug and Carrie Heffernen live. "Chicago?" I wondered because it was cold and there was snow in the background. Yeah, five minutes until I realized the show is called The King of Queens. I think most 5th graders know where Queens is located.

10. I tried to change my blog header. It is not right but I can't care. Annie is too busy to fix it and I don't know any 5th graders.  I have had one decent picture without sunglasses in the last year. It is my profile for everything. I am already growing sick of it. My 3 year old granddaughter took it.  Maybe she can fix the header.