Well, I am back again.
I am still hacking up my lungs.
I cannot kick this blasted, stooo-pid cough.
But, life goes on.
No wawawa today.
Please, someone slap me
and call me Susan if I do.
Today, I vow and declare to tell
you a cute story.
A little incident with the grands.
I went to see them last night.
Best medicine evah.
Aubrie starts telling me all about
a show she has seen.
She tells me "sometimes turtles lay their eggs in a
She says "when the baby turtles hatch,
the momma crocodile picks them up
with soft jaws and carries them to the water.
But, there are lots of creatures who want to kill them,
and the momma crocodile "retects" them from
She says "there are hippos in the water with
really strong jaws."
Everett chimes in ...
"Yeah, and they chomp the crocodiles in half!"
I say "what in the world show are you guys watching?"
They say "Wild Kratts."
For those of you who don't know,
Wild Kratts is the 2 brothers Kratt
who tell about wild animals.
Then, they morph into cartoon characters
and go on a wildlife adventure.
The berries of this story is
that Everett calls it Wild Craps.
For Wild Craps Sake,
I think I may have just found a new catch phrase.