1. Unfortunately for Pa they don't make elf hats in XL.
2. The best Christmas present ever is the $1 whoopie cushion.
It makes the little kids cackle.
3. Christmas is ruined when the whoopie cushion gets a hole.
4. I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world.
5. I finally got around to watching Soul Surfer and Fireproof.
I loved them both.
6. I grossly under estimated Reta's girth when I purchased her Christmas frock.
7. Stella's Christmas hiphop hoodie was so small she couldn't even fake a photo :(
8. Sometimes Cub fans can be too hardcore.
9. Heart heroes like to rock their battle wounds.
10. A new zoom lens is a very good thing for detecting "hot cocoa mouth" on pretty little girls.