What I Know For Sure-Christmas Edition

1. Unfortunately for Pa they don't make elf hats in XL.

 2. The best Christmas present ever is the $1 whoopie cushion.

It makes the little kids cackle.

3. Christmas is ruined when the whoopie cushion gets a hole.

4. I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world.

 5. I finally got around to watching Soul Surfer and Fireproof.

I loved them both.

6. I grossly under estimated Reta's girth when I purchased her Christmas frock.

7. Stella's Christmas hiphop hoodie was so small she couldn't even fake a photo :(

8. Sometimes Cub fans can be too hardcore.

 9. Heart heroes like to rock their battle wounds.

10. A new zoom lens is a very good thing for detecting "hot cocoa mouth" on pretty little girls.